I'm not the droid you're looking for.
Music, writing, art, photography, comics - these are essentials. To quote Gaiman, "I make stuff up and write it down."
I like fashion, history, and the unexpected. My art tastes lean to abstract, but I still love pre-Raphaelites. The 1920s, 30s, and 40s. Mystery. Philosophy. I like details (not the magazine). I wear my heart on my sleeve. I'm the most hopeful jaded skeptic that you may meet. What else? I like to eat. Drum. Bass. Spoon. Sometimes in that order.
The word "apeshit" will always make me smile. I don't know why.
Now that you're uncomfortable, here's a ridiculously long list of things I'm into. *Disclaimer: does not scratch the surface.*
Pixies, Sonic Youth, The Cure, Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, Bauhaus, She Wants Revenge, Joy Formidable, The Naked and the Famous, Dinosaur Jr, Bloc Party, Iggy Pop, Jesus and Mary Chain, Galaxie 500, Rilo Kiley, The Kills, Opal, Mazzy Star, Interpol, Buzzcocks, Garbage, Jane's Addiction, Joy Formidable, The Vaselines, Santigold, Nirvana, Lou Reed, Magnapop, The Smiths, MGMT, New Order, Joy Division, Blur, Hot Hot Heat, Unrest, Modest Mouse, Death Cab for Cutie, Ramones, NIN, PJ Harvey, Spoon, Black Flag, Fugazi, My Bloody Valentine, Lush, Cold War Kids, Blonde Redhead, Tegan and Sara, The Faint, Dandy Warhols, Jerry's Kids, Circle Jerks, Electronic, Bowie, L7, Bratmobile, Raincoats, Siouxsie, Housemartins, Hole, Donnas, Clash, Violent Femmes, Gaiman, Grafton, Charlaine Harris, Winspear, Palahniuk, Star Wars, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dr. Who, Sherlock, BBC, Grease, Twin Peaks, Heathers, Apocalypse Now, David Lynch, Joss Whedon, Valiant Comics, Harbinger, Archer & Armstrong, Shadowman, X-O Manowar, Sandman, Saga, X-Men, Darkhorse... Capiche?